Lakefront Brewery was giving a Once in a Lifetime Tour and we happened to stumble upon it!

 

The thing that made this tour special was a totally hammered tour guide with a sense of humor and several cases of beer! 

 

He was leaving the next day to go on a trip that would last several months, so he was doing his last tour and planning to make it a tour to remember.

 

BOY DID HE EVER!

 

"To give you an idea of how small our brewery is..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Budweiser spills more beer in ONE day,

 than we produce in a whole YEAR!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

"But, some people would argue...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

         "Is it really a waste?..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Others would argue,

is it really beer?!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Free bottles of Cattail beer, you can't beat that!

 

"If the ocean was made of beer,

and I was a duck,

I would swim to the bottom,

and drink my way up,

But the ocean's not beer,

and I'm not a duck,

so let's all drink lot's of beer,

and get really messed up."

(The 'messed' is supposed to rhyme with duck, but I can't say that on a company website).

 

 

We started a trend by asking to get our picture taken with him!